How does one introduce a review about poop-themed toys? I mean, I refuse to just dump such a steaming topic on you with no preamble. That would eliminate all of the suspense and waste this valuable writing space. And I don't want to soil my reputation by pinching off my prose or plopping down any old thing. Expelling words is the whole point of a blog, after all. But on the other hand, why muck about with a long, constipated introduction when I could just let 'er rip?
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| Today is gonna be all about poop. |
